Thanks to ◘ẅ◘ for making grammatical fixes that soften the reading of this « Art of Croquet ».
Teri Delightful and Dorothea Profitable were ready to play a dirty croquet battle. There Will Be Blood !
To have a cup of tea after the game, or not to have, that is the question. Thinking about it, Miss Loulou had a headhache and, once more, she lost against Sir Theobald. So sad !
Sir Theobald was deploring to have hired for his team, independant croquet mallets. That was chaotic, as usual.
Vil Alexander deserved that corporal punishment.
His throat was blocked by Vile Alexander’s croquet ball ; Sir Dodo could not breathe for a while.
Playing with a croquet ball in his stomach was a disadvantage, even for a brilliant player like Sir Dodo.
Lord Henry was troubled : his dry skin revealed more and more of his wrinkles.